davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

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these gender rolls taste disgusting

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

image

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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emily-fucking-quinn:

capntyingknots:

Vic Fuentes - Pierce The Veil

i love this so much omg

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timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

(Source: dangergays)

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Touch her butt, roll her blunts and tell her that she’s a cutie patootie

moan-my-name-louder:

^^

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